Bea, Margot, and Noora have been friends since they were young and idealistic. Together, they’ve survived marriages, children, careers, and all the indignities life has thrown their way.

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Now, they’re not quite so young, considerably less idealistic, and thoroughly disillusioned with the state of the world. They’ve had quite enough of the steady decline in human decency and the seemingly endless supply of idiots making it worse.

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Suddenly gifted with immortality and absolutely zero patience, they finally have the chance to change the world they’ve spent years complaining about.

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Fortunately, they won’t have to do it alone.

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Along the way, they’re joined by a host of legendary women from history: queens, warriors, witches, and at least one disgruntled librarian—all of whom have had centuries to hone their skills, their knives, and their sense of justice.

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Sharp, irreverent, and laugh-out-loud funny, 

Midlife Vengeance Vampires — Not Dead Yet 

is a story of hope, fury, and the liberating chaos of friendship…with fangs.